Chola Kim Jong-il aka RIP Homegirl
Alan Rickman reads Shakespeare’s Sonnet 130
My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.
Does anyone else see Professor Snape reading this to Lilly in an effort to make her fall in love with him instead of James Potter? No? Just me? Okay, fine, I’m a nerd.
(Source: tiny-sized)
Pinche Paula Deen aka Chola Fried Y’all
requested by crunkinmandy
Eeeeh, this kinda scares me a bit…
TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE
Sadly, this continues to remain relevant.
Honestly, this can apply to basically everyone on this damn show.
This is the most magnificent .gif sequence I’ve ever seen.
February 28th 2012 (xxx).
(Source: iwantcupcakes)
